Tag: random musings
member name: Jan D.
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February 03, 2009 10:20 AM EST --
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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January 28, 2008 01:23 AM EST --
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box.
He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewilderedpriest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken . . .
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January 29, 2008 07:22 PM EST --
Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world. Don't go through life creaking. ~H.W. Byles
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January 24, 2008 10:27 PM EST --
what would you choose and which animal would you be?
A fish in a pond? Koi, bluegill, perch or what?
A bird in a tree? What type of bird?
A bear in a cave?
A horse in . . .
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January 27, 2008 10:48 PM EST --
See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open,there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñataperspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak . . .
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January 28, 2008 03:40 PM EST --
Name something you wouldn't want to find after the snow melts in the Spring.
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January 29, 2008 07:18 PM EST --
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. ~Author Unknown
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January 30, 2008 08:47 PM EST --
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
*Those of you that have read Stephen King's Dark Tower books should . . .
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January 31, 2008 12:52 AM EST --
Why is it that when I'm getting tired, the voices in my head are getting louder? My body is getting figity, my eyes are drying and starting to cross! I think I just drooled on my keyboard . . .
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January 31, 2008 07:19 PM EST --
Being a jewelry creater, I usually fashion pieces that I would wear myself.
But, I am wondering....besides the usual diamonds and precious gemstones, what catches your eye?
Something eclectic? . . .
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February 20, 2008 03:58 PM EST --
Not that it's a bad thing....but they've removed a couple of times from their "under 10,000 points" catagory.
I think they might have added or moved around a couple things to the . . .
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February 06, 2009 01:36 AM EST --
Sometimes there's just nothing worse than a papercut. I mean you don't see it coming, you can't prepare for it and before you know it.... swipe! YIKES! OUCH! UGH! BLOOD! . . .
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January 30, 2008 08:50 PM EST --
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?
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February 20, 2008 08:09 PM EST --
I'm having a lucky day on Money Wheel and Banko. Scoring lots of points!
Anyone else???
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February 03, 2009 10:08 AM EST --
It seems to be one of those days where I'm due for a random rant, whine, snivel or whatever you'd like to call it. Not that I have anything in particular to whine about but it's just . . .
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